Zombie Gear Demon Bones Tri-Bladed Fantasy Hand Claw – Product Description:
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Zombie Gear Demon Bones Tri-Bladed Fantasy Hand Claw – Customer Review:
YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE HOW MUCH SYRUP WE DRANK!
When you work at a duck farm, you get a nice few hours of free time when the ducks are asleep. slip ‘em a mickey and you’ve got a solid day to do whatever the heck you want. Me? I make maple syrup. Great on pancakes and the ducks love it too. My cousin Dendo is 8 years old probably, and he told me “cousin Peter, what if we made three holes in the tree instead of one?” He is brilliant. We use the Zombie Gear Demon Bones Tri-Bladed Fantasy Hand Claw, and now with three holes we can get three times the sweet sappy syrup out of every tree. Sometimes we just put two taps in the sides and let Dendo suck the sap out of the middle one. He likes to suck the sap. A nice sugary treat. Sometimes Dendo likes to spread a little syrup on a tennis ball and the ducks roll it all around their cage and lick the hell out of it. Good times. Anyway, the possibilities don’t end there. Got a box that needs to open? Why half-ass it? Wolverine it open like a real dude. Farmer next door blames your ducks for eating all his raspberries? WOLVERINE. I might go to jail for that one, but overall this is a great product. One star removed for the jail stuff.
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I am an Engineer and a Management graduate. I love cooking, gardening and working out. I am highly opinionated and love to review things.